The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3354. | Bryan (wiseguy) | 122.05 | 96% | 2011-07-13 |
| 3355. | Fox (slowlightning) | 122.05 | 100% | 2014-01-14 |
| 3356. | Charles (jonchurst) | 122.04 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3357. | Dave (ebol) | 122.04 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 3358. | Chris (fogcityroller) | 122.04 | 94% | 2014-12-19 |
| 3359. | Adam (watto) | 122.03 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 3360. | Seph (callipygia) | 122.03 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 3361. | N (nadeemoidu) | 122.02 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 3362. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 122.02 | 93% | 2015-01-01 |
| 3363. | michael (mvalen) | 122.01 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 3364. | Miz (mizh00) | 122.01 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
| 3365. | love (faker121) | 121.99 | 99% | 2016-10-06 |
| 3366. | Momo (momodoor) | 121.98 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3367. | falling down (_nirvana) | 121.98 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3368. | gokewho (gokewho) | 121.98 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 3369. | Dena (starstruck_xx) | 121.97 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 3370. | Elden (bloab) | 121.96 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 3371. | Seth (wmdistraction) | 121.96 | 97% | 2013-02-17 |
| 3372. | Catherine (jambalaya99) | 121.96 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 3373. | A (fluffyx30037) | 121.96 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 3374. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 121.95 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 3375. | CVH (cvh_) | 121.95 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3376. | VivX (vivekperi) | 121.94 | 98% | 2016-09-20 |
| 3377. | Nihad (_nihad_) | 121.94 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 3378. | Jenny (roguevirago) | 121.94 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3379. | No quitting (no_quitting) | 121.93 | 98% | 2012-06-07 |
| 3380. | Bulker (bulker) | 121.92 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 3381. | matt (elevatorguy42) | 121.91 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 3382. | Dion (blinx615) | 121.91 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 3383. | Tracey (traceyk) | 121.89 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |