Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8136. | kite (kite3453) | 84.84 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8137. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 84.84 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8138. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 84.84 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8139. | Walrus (walrus947) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 8140. | chexx (rnynyny) | 84.83 | 96.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8141. | eric (ericpr) | 84.83 | 97.4% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8142. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 84.83 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8143. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 84.83 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8144. | senpai (chottomatte) | 84.82 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8145. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8146. | Emil (achinon) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8147. | Michael (lastobelus) | 84.81 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8148. | Xi (rozaana) | 84.81 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 8149. | Irellia (irellia969) | 84.81 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8150. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 8151. | Jackson (jxc9421) | 84.81 | 96.3% | 2025-04-17 |
| 8152. | lazybones (blmkdo) | 84.80 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 8153. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 84.79 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8154. | Marinasy (m_m_) | 84.79 | 98.1% | 2024-02-29 |
| 8155. | John (loki83jcg) | 84.79 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 8156. | karsten (gamer112) | 84.79 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 8157. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 8158. | Franco (rubikute) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8159. | Soirstylo (soirstylo) | 84.78 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 8160. | Mariyan (mimo200be) | 84.77 | 95% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8161. | B (abend) | 84.76 | 98.7% | 2023-11-06 |
| 8162. | Quinn (quinncy) | 84.76 | 97% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8163. | gloez (gloez) | 84.76 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 8164. | bx (xbloodyknight) | 84.76 | 95% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8165. | Sadie (sadiethomas) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |