As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14980. | Warren (craggles) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 14981. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 72.26 | 98.4% | 2023-12-19 |
| 14982. | Sean (sleamy) | 72.26 | 94% | 2015-12-05 |
| 14983. | postabb (postabb) | 72.25 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 14984. | R (sevenexpert) | 72.25 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 14985. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 72.25 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 14986. | Emily (tenacity27) | 72.24 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 14987. | Slim (slimshady2000) | 72.24 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 14988. | Marc (lamfifer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14989. | Momocat (acornboo) | 72.24 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 14990. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 14991. | Chris (patterns) | 72.24 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 14992. | totato (ducksarecoolbeans) | 72.23 | 96% | 2024-02-11 |
| 14993. | Casey (supermomx5) | 72.23 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 14994. | An (themegabam5) | 72.23 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 14995. | Ze King (kaysa) | 72.23 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 14996. | cokev0mit (cokev0mit) | 72.22 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14997. | Jack (manicman) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 14998. | e (blkys) | 72.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14999. | PMC (pmcc) | 72.22 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 15000. | Justin (justxn) | 72.22 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15001. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 72.22 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 15002. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 72.21 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 15003. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 72.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 15004. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 72.21 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15005. | Jason (jasongog) | 72.21 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15006. | www (dieucra) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
| 15007. | quang (tmq1611) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 15008. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 72.20 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15009. | dlrMan (bevins) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |