Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4064. | Darwin (xmiina) | 57.96 | 94% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4065. | dorj (dorjoo) | 57.95 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4066. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 57.94 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4067. | Manendra (money1010) | 57.93 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 4068. | cody (ocdy1001) | 57.92 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4069. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 57.91 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 4070. | Karan (iamkaran) | 57.91 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4071. | Saurabh (lusifer7) | 57.91 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4072. | Dro9 (dro9masterclip) | 57.88 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4073. | Chris (chriscrisis) | 57.83 | 93% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4074. | brian (brianlouis27) | 57.83 | 94% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4075. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 57.83 | 95% | 2018-04-17 |
| 4076. | thiccums (majorheadtop) | 57.82 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4077. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 57.82 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4078. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 57.80 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4079. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 57.78 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4080. | Michael (blizzardhawk) | 57.72 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4081. | Kevin (hoinerman) | 57.69 | 95% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4082. | Matt (mandesrsen) | 57.69 | 93% | 2019-05-15 |
| 4083. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 57.67 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4084. | Courtney (courtnaaayy325) | 57.67 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4085. | Billy (onlychance) | 57.67 | 93% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4086. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 57.66 | 94% | 2018-03-20 |
| 4087. | Andy (lyandy10) | 57.64 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4088. | Joy (joy_1) | 57.64 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4089. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 57.63 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4090. | koen (chromoplast) | 57.62 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4091. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4092. | pege (pege) | 57.57 | 95% | 2019-04-21 |
| 4093. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |