As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4861. | Ryan (lameman1) | 98.39 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 4862. | M8l8th (glitchsolo) | 98.39 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 4863. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 98.39 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 4864. | John (firepower421) | 98.38 | 95% | 2015-09-26 |
| 4865. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 98.37 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 4866. | WASD typist (gshocktype) | 98.37 | 97% | 2023-10-28 |
| 4867. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.37 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 4868. | Narut (blowingbubbles) | 98.35 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 4869. | oskar (osny19) | 98.35 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4870. | Silingas (trustys) | 98.33 | 99.3% | 2024-02-10 |
| 4871. | whough (williamhough) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4872. | Olu (olubean) | 98.33 | 97% | 2025-05-15 |
| 4873. | Hubert (hubburt) | 98.32 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 4874. | Duc (trungducdeptrai) | 98.30 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 4875. | Joao da mata (jaodamata) | 98.30 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 4876. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 98.30 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 4877. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 98.29 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 4878. | tstats[itchyhuman] (itchyhu... | 98.29 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 4879. | Shawn (droptopwop) | 98.28 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4880. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 4881. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 98.28 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4882. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 98.27 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 4883. | J (akntmzjtj) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4884. | Valerie (valeriecook) | 98.25 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 4885. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 4886. | Benjamin (bedavis) | 98.25 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4887. | Chris (chriswck) | 98.25 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4888. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 98.25 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4889. | カツ丼 (katsudon) | 98.24 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4890. | Movan (nelsneronola) | 98.24 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |