I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11975. | Mallory (pandums) | 82.13 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11976. | Dovy (dofka258) | 82.13 | 99.7% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11977. | Jack (jackthetyper) | 82.13 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 11978. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 11979. | TheLastRaulf (thelastraulf) | 82.12 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 11980. | Logan (laucian) | 82.12 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11981. | krisr17 (kk017) | 82.12 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11982. | Azri (omgitsabc) | 82.12 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11983. | dann (raclino) | 82.12 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11984. | Big (bigboibay) | 82.12 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 11985. | Roy (sisalt) | 82.12 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| 11986. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.12 | 97% | 2016-03-01 |
| 11987. | York (yorkay) | 82.11 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 11988. | korn (itthikorn777) | 82.11 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 11989. | Kevin (pubhub) | 82.10 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 11990. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 82.10 | 95% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11991. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 82.09 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 11992. | josh (trek5900) | 82.09 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11993. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 82.09 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11994. | concheese (concheese) | 82.09 | 97.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11995. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 82.09 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 11996. | Atul (atul2316) | 82.08 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 11997. | Baledus (baledus) | 82.08 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 11998. | Andrias (oziass) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 11999. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 12000. | Skipper (skipperr) | 82.07 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 12001. | Jack (jarbadson) | 82.07 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12002. | Anneleen (anne_f) | 82.06 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12003. | Rekzy (harry5841) | 82.06 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 12004. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 82.05 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |