I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
156 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12455. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12456. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 83.37 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 12457. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12458. | Parag (parag776) | 83.37 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12459. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 83.37 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 12460. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 83.37 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 12461. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 12462. | Ben (god_0f_typing) | 83.36 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12463. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 12464. | pop (poopppp) | 83.36 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12465. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 83.36 | 100% | 2021-11-14 |
| 12466. | Morgan (iffy_m) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12467. | YungLarry (yungkallef) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12468. | Joeshau (joeshau) | 83.34 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 12469. | Joshua (k0zy) | 83.34 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12470. | John (caduke) | 83.34 | 99% | 2017-01-14 |
| 12471. | WeirdChamp (momboom) | 83.33 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 12472. | Ritesh (greeaatt_successs) | 83.33 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12473. | Mike (blitzsiege) | 83.33 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12474. | Altantsooj (baljkaa39) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 12475. | Coco (ummena) | 83.33 | 95% | 2025-08-11 |
| 12476. | Ace (acechow) | 83.33 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 12477. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 83.32 | 96.4% | 2024-12-12 |
| 12478. | Chandler (jck7) | 83.31 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12479. | nico (nicoomycousin) | 83.31 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12480. | Virgil (clinz63) | 83.31 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 12481. | maikeru (celtendo) | 83.31 | 99% | 2024-11-18 |
| 12482. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 83.31 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 12483. | yihrae (yihrae) | 83.30 | 97.1% | 2025-01-21 |
| 12484. | The Programming (theprogram... | 83.30 | 93% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |