I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3080. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 3081. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3082. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3083. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3084. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.27 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3085. | TNT (tnt7) | 68.26 | 93.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3086. | Kian V (tondoliver_27) | 68.16 | 93% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3087. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3088. | Penguin007 (penguin007) | 68.12 | 94.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3089. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
| 3090. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3091. | Manuel (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3092. | ego (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3093. | Jonathan (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97.1% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3094. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3095. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3096. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3097. | pads (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3098. | Sam (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3099. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3100. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96.1% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3101. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3102. | Miguel (migueacastro) | 67.53 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3103. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3104. | Alan (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3105. | Angel (earthangel101) | 67.17 | 96.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3106. | minecrASH101 (minecrash101) | 67.11 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3107. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3108. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3109. | Kalle (kalleok) | 66.99 | 93% | 2023-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |