The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27688. | Isaac (typingcringesmurf) | 66.94 | 96% | 2025-08-23 |
| 27689. | Stijn (stijnv) | 66.94 | 96.2% | 2025-02-06 |
| 27690. | poopmaster (poopmaster1) | 66.94 | 95% | 2024-06-10 |
| 27691. | Wahoowa (wahoowa) | 66.94 | 95.2% | 2023-12-20 |
| 27692. | suprim (suprimnakarmi) | 66.94 | 98% | 2024-03-10 |
| 27693. | Khiman (t_info) | 66.94 | 96.9% | 2024-09-15 |
| 27694. | Blackpink (keepnthrow) | 66.94 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 27695. | Judy (judyzhang) | 66.94 | 98% | 2015-05-12 |
| 27696. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 66.94 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 27697. | Christ (opposition) | 66.94 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
| 27698. | Phi (nhphi) | 66.94 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 27699. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 66.94 | 97% | 2014-06-29 |
| 27700. | X (spark_mandrill) | 66.93 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 27701. | UdayKiran (udaykiran02) | 66.93 | 94% | 2025-04-29 |
| 27702. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 66.93 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 27703. | Jeshua (jeshwannn) | 66.93 | 95% | 2024-02-06 |
| 27704. | Janky Chains (janky_chains) | 66.92 | 96% | 2025-02-12 |
| 27705. | yungtypaJ (yungtypa_j) | 66.92 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 27706. | Lucas (sydcsgo) | 66.92 | 96% | 2024-10-22 |
| 27707. | Blitz (blitzator) | 66.92 | 98% | 2024-06-07 |
| 27708. | Johan (keymaster10) | 66.92 | 94% | 2017-06-16 |
| 27709. | Xavi (xavi1233) | 66.92 | 96% | 2025-05-10 |
| 27710. | DonkeyKing (crazylynx500) | 66.92 | 95% | 2023-11-13 |
| 27711. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 66.92 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 27712. | jcozy (jcozy) | 66.92 | 97% | 2013-05-14 |
| 27713. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 66.92 | 96% | 2012-01-30 |
| 27714. | MoJo4000 (mojo4000) | 66.91 | 96.1% | 2024-12-21 |
| 27715. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 66.91 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 27716. | Liv (yellowpuffles) | 66.91 | 97.2% | 2024-04-23 |
| 27717. | Salma (salma_fayez) | 66.91 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |