The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12674. | Shai (shaichon) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12675. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 84.20 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 12676. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 84.20 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12677. | Deadshot (deadshot) | 84.19 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 12678. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 84.19 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12679. | A (kmos) | 84.19 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12680. | EdJr (edjr) | 84.19 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 12681. | Ritesh (riteshchat) | 84.19 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 12682. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 84.19 | 93% | 2011-07-16 |
| 12683. | Žan (fastap) | 84.19 | 96% | 2017-04-16 |
| 12684. | griV (griv) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 12685. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 12686. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12687. | Myleesia (myleesia) | 84.18 | 98.1% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12688. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 12689. | Lukas (lukaraujo) | 84.18 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 12690. | Michelle (charming_door) | 84.17 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12691. | Harry (harrytgg) | 84.17 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 12692. | Pisit (compisit) | 84.17 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 12693. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 84.17 | 97% | 2011-11-29 |
| 12694. | Steve (snap07) | 84.17 | 96% | 2012-08-15 |
| 12695. | Peter (hymn) | 84.17 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 12696. | Antonis (blinkos) | 84.17 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 12697. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 84.16 | 98% | 2015-02-28 |
| 12698. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 84.16 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 12699. | S (sima0502) | 84.16 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 12700. | Layton (lillation06) | 84.16 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12701. | Brett (brett_t) | 84.16 | 98% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12702. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 84.16 | 97% | 2013-08-06 |
| 12703. | moe (moe091) | 84.16 | 94% | 2012-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |