So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32101. | windy_sea (calm_breeze) | 48.97 | 94% | 2022-03-01 |
| 32102. | tstats[ayush_] (ayush_) | 48.97 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 32103. | Tsun Yui (jackycty) | 48.97 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 32104. | Sensei07 (sensi07) | 48.96 | 92% | 2020-10-18 |
| 32105. | Kia (kiabin) | 48.96 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 32106. | atsidon (atsidon) | 48.96 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
| 32107. | Speed limit (zeezee__rude) | 48.96 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 32108. | Muhammad (mohammad_emon) | 48.95 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 32109. | Xephonx (xephonx) | 48.95 | 88% | 2013-07-14 |
| 32110. | Nuk (soulquiz) | 48.95 | 94% | 2015-01-20 |
| 32111. | marita (marita09) | 48.95 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 32112. | Ronal (ronal_st) | 48.94 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 32113. | Jing (jing_feng) | 48.94 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 32114. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 48.94 | 89% | 2014-11-12 |
| 32115. | eleno (elenomanla) | 48.94 | 95% | 2013-03-06 |
| 32116. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 48.94 | 98% | 2014-08-16 |
| 32117. | blind cube (blindcube) | 48.93 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 32118. | Donie (el_donie) | 48.92 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 32119. | Jem (jampr) | 48.92 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 32120. | Nyny (nyny) | 48.92 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 32121. | Soe (eosc) | 48.92 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 32122. | yo (energybow) | 48.92 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 32123. | Minh Khoi (frostzealot) | 48.92 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 32124. | Xyexs (xyexs) | 48.91 | 91% | 2015-04-11 |
| 32125. | Edson (djedson) | 48.91 | 85% | 2015-12-03 |
| 32126. | Krish (krish3004) | 48.91 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 32127. | Prabhat (bot_yash) | 48.91 | 95.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 32128. | Serhat (shosgor) | 48.91 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 32129. | Eric (txgrizfan) | 48.90 | 89% | 2013-08-07 |
| 32130. | Huỳnh Minh Tuấn (zmazskg) | 48.90 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |