The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26990. | Julian (exersalza) | 60.81 | 95.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 26991. | YoDad (madhukartemba) | 60.81 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 26992. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 60.81 | 94% | 2012-07-10 |
| 26993. | WeeFei (weefei) | 60.81 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 26994. | t(-_-t ) (pipicomel) | 60.81 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 26995. | Harsh (sherwho) | 60.80 | 90% | 2014-02-03 |
| 26996. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 60.80 | 92% | 2012-02-02 |
| 26997. | ichok evrytm (sanji_san) | 60.80 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
| 26998. | Anton (acarlsson) | 60.80 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 26999. | Kevin (monkenkev) | 60.80 | 94% | 2013-05-30 |
| 27000. | Jacob (darklordjp) | 60.80 | 88% | 2015-09-02 |
| 27001. | myoldryn (myoldryn) | 60.80 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 27002. | Air (air01) | 60.79 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 27003. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 60.79 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 27004. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 60.79 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 27005. | Rovy (rovytrip) | 60.79 | 93% | 2014-12-17 |
| 27006. | Malstrom (malstr0m) | 60.78 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 27007. | Mike (blessedmike) | 60.78 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 27008. | James (paintballonu) | 60.78 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 27009. | Fred (acerace) | 60.78 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
| 27010. | Tanaz (tannaz) | 60.77 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 27011. | Markus (mawkey) | 60.77 | 93% | 2016-04-18 |
| 27012. | matthi (matthi) | 60.77 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 27013. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 60.76 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 27014. | Navait (nkumar031) | 60.76 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 27015. | FRANCISCO (iwon) | 60.76 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 27016. | Cody (cody252) | 60.76 | 91% | 2012-11-09 |
| 27017. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 60.76 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 27018. | Troccola (fx02929) | 60.75 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 27019. | 2awsm4u (2awsm4u) | 60.75 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |