So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21307. | Nos (nosferatu23) | 66.41 | 97% | 2013-04-16 |
| 21308. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 66.41 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
| 21309. | Duy (duypham) | 66.41 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 21310. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 66.40 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21311. | runnamok (runnamok) | 66.40 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 21312. | Vashista (vashista) | 66.40 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 21313. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 66.40 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 21314. | jack (zero18) | 66.40 | 90% | 2013-06-28 |
| 21315. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 66.40 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 21316. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 66.40 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
| 21317. | Steph (froot_loops) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21318. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 21319. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 66.39 | 93% | 2016-06-12 |
| 21320. | mellisa (klaudine) | 66.39 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 21321. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 66.39 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 21322. | vicky (35virous) | 66.38 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 21323. | Eaton (adgray09) | 66.37 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 21324. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21325. | Mike (blessedmike) | 66.37 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 21326. | Deborah (beingsanctified) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 21327. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 66.37 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 21328. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 66.37 | 93% | 2014-05-15 |
| 21329. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 66.37 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 21330. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 66.37 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 21331. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 21332. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 66.36 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 21333. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 66.36 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 21334. | mrjavaman (mrjavaman) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 21335. | Evan (evanger) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 21336. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 66.36 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |