Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2585. | John (icantbelieveitsnotbut... | 75.21 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2586. | John (michaelbon30) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 2587. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 75.19 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2588. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 75.19 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2589. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.13 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2590. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 75.10 | 94% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2591. | ItzHaniel (itzhaniel) | 75.08 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2592. | Jim (its_jim) | 75.07 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2593. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 75.06 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2594. | kamo. (kam7424) | 75.06 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2595. | triangle (triangle369) | 75.05 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2596. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 75.05 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2597. | Chester (chestereel) | 75.02 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2598. | Math (faster_babe) | 75.00 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2599. | Max (maexxx) | 74.99 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2600. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 74.99 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2601. | blendin (blendin11) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 2602. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 74.98 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2603. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 74.97 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2604. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 74.96 | 99% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2605. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 74.95 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 2606. | Dk (dkfill) | 74.94 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2607. | ted (sayonara999) | 74.94 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 2608. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 74.92 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2609. | Evan (evanr10190) | 74.90 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2610. | Xi (blowurmind) | 74.89 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2611. | Bradley (mimibrat) | 74.87 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2612. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 74.85 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2613. | (bicycleman) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2614. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 74.85 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |