As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10232. | hypiro (hypiro) | 83.40 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10233. | Nishi (nishimurah) | 83.39 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 10234. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 83.39 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 10235. | onel (onel11) | 83.38 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10236. | dan (fro44) | 83.38 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 10237. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 83.37 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 10238. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 83.36 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 10239. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 10240. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10241. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 83.36 | 93% | 2015-09-29 |
| 10242. | Tom (combsto) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 10243. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 83.35 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 10244. | mole (molestar) | 83.35 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 10245. | Lio (tap_dancing) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10246. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.35 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10247. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 83.35 | 94% | 2021-12-27 |
| 10248. | Otto (ottis) | 83.34 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 10249. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 83.34 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 10250. | blendin (blendin11) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 10251. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.34 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10252. | Roy (roypon11) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 10253. | Sandra (sandra_gun) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10254. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10255. | Max (chariotrider) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10256. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10257. | Darien (devonent) | 83.32 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10258. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10259. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 83.32 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 10260. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10261. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |