I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4974. | fck you latency (whihi) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 4975. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 99.91 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 4976. | Princess (deathmeter) | 99.91 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4977. | Jon (glockmog) | 99.90 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4978. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 99.90 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4979. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 99.89 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 4980. | zeph (jazzdad) | 99.89 | 96.7% | 2025-05-03 |
| 4981. | eillo (eillam) | 99.89 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 4982. | Kelson (kelawesome) | 99.89 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4983. | arst neio (eyevseev) | 99.89 | 97.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 4984. | Orblil (orblil) | 99.88 | 97.1% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4985. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 99.87 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 4986. | a (oimanquan) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 4987. | Ari (ariqly) | 99.87 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 4988. | PrestigeGiraffe (prestigegi... | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 4989. | Kyori (dragbolter) | 99.87 | 95% | 2016-09-27 |
| 4990. | clockus (clockus666) | 99.86 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| 4991. | Maxim (lavrentm) | 99.86 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4992. | Blefas (blefas9) | 99.86 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4993. | 2 Austin (_8(|) (2atrain742) | 99.86 | 98% | 2017-01-31 |
| 4994. | Dim (workahol1c) | 99.85 | 97.5% | 2024-07-19 |
| 4995. | Fara (holafaola) | 99.85 | 99% | 2022-02-06 |
| 4996. | Will (greggaz) | 99.85 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 4997. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 99.85 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4998. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 99.84 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 4999. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 99.84 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 5000. | Dan (bstacks100) | 99.84 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5001. | yall slow af (milkoreo) | 99.83 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 5002. | Freddie (freddiebettie) | 99.83 | 98.5% | 2024-03-10 |
| 5003. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 99.82 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |