I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15313. | IamUrs (i_am_urs) | 74.10 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 15314. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 74.10 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 15315. | Dark (darkoperativez) | 74.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15316. | Sargis (sargispro) | 74.10 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15317. | C (cpandar) | 74.10 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 15318. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 74.10 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15319. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 74.09 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15320. | GBT (r_tog) | 74.09 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 15321. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 74.09 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 15322. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 74.09 | 86% | 2017-03-20 |
| 15323. | Null (chicken1996) | 74.09 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 15324. | Maervince (maervince) | 74.09 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 15325. | Holyradiance (holyradiance) | 74.08 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15326. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 74.08 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 15327. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 74.08 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 15328. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 74.08 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 15329. | Tortipus (blazux) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15330. | Manic (sohamudasi) | 74.07 | 95% | 2024-11-27 |
| 15331. | Justin (justintam556) | 74.07 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15332. | aislan (aislan) | 74.07 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
| 15333. | Andrei (trimple) | 74.06 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 15334. | E (shedward) | 74.06 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 15335. | Bonzer (bonzer05) | 74.06 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 15336. | Hector (hector496) | 74.05 | 85% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15337. | ddo (detdetjo) | 74.05 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 15338. | Randy (reyzoh) | 74.05 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 15339. | Möhri (moehri) | 74.05 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 15340. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 74.05 | 93% | 2016-08-06 |
| 15341. | Sam (indecisam) | 74.04 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 15342. | Nick (oh_yes_lol) | 74.04 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |