The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21384. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 69.94 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 21385. | Roy Angelo (lieloh) | 69.94 | 89% | 2013-02-15 |
| 21386. | Eicy Mores (moreseicy18) | 69.94 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 21387. | Bilal (bilaltufail) | 69.94 | 97% | 2013-12-21 |
| 21388. | Arturo (skikdo) | 69.93 | 96% | 2020-03-29 |
| 21389. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 69.93 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 21390. | Rowan (rowbro) | 69.93 | 96.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 21391. | Lea (lea_sam_dance) | 69.93 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 21392. | Jan (zeekat) | 69.93 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 21393. | Simon (scryfire1) | 69.93 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| 21394. | :) (imjustwierd) | 69.93 | 92% | 2016-04-30 |
| 21395. | Belinda (belindayuan) | 69.93 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 21396. | John (jmc2000) | 69.93 | 96% | 2012-03-12 |
| 21397. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 69.93 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 21398. | David (skillcapped) | 69.93 | 92% | 2013-08-16 |
| 21399. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 69.93 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 21400. | Nic (ning0) | 69.92 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 21401. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 69.92 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 21402. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 69.92 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 21403. | Orsan (kilnnt) | 69.92 | 97% | 2014-07-17 |
| 21404. | kiprok (topview) | 69.92 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 21405. | Crow (hayday1) | 69.92 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 21406. | Camilo (camilog) | 69.91 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 21407. | Harry (itzliu) | 69.91 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 21408. | Cody (codygman) | 69.91 | 91% | 2014-01-19 |
| 21409. | Alex (extrapolate) | 69.91 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 21410. | kawazu (kawazu) | 69.91 | 92% | 2014-10-02 |
| 21411. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 69.91 | 85% | 2011-09-13 |
| 21412. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 69.91 | 97% | 2011-09-08 |
| 21413. | Citra (citra13) | 69.91 | 97% | 2014-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |