I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11881. | arthur (arthurc999) | 81.82 | 97.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 11882. | noob (rayat) | 81.82 | 96.5% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11883. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 81.82 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 11884. | Lê Kim Hoàng Trung (hoang... | 81.82 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 11885. | kristopher (kreinash) | 81.82 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11886. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 81.82 | 89% | 2016-11-07 |
| 11887. | Josh (moistking) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11888. | trooper4907 (trooper4907) | 81.81 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 11889. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 11890. | Slow Typer (4rs3n1c) | 81.81 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 11891. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 11892. | Peter (aloyr) | 81.81 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11893. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 81.81 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 11894. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 81.81 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 11895. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 81.81 | 94% | 2016-01-03 |
| 11896. | Joey (092767) | 81.81 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 11897. | Blaze (blazeburner99) | 81.80 | 96.5% | 2024-04-29 |
| 11898. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 81.80 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 11899. | Colambage (nushydude) | 81.80 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 11900. | Geese (geese955) | 81.79 | 96.2% | 2024-01-31 |
| 11901. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 81.79 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11902. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 81.79 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 11903. | Douglas (douglaswilson) | 81.79 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11904. | John (baseball9) | 81.79 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
| 11905. | Garvit (noneed123) | 81.78 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11906. | ! (heckar) | 81.77 | 96% | 2024-09-17 |
| 11907. | Tritium (tritiumpepe) | 81.77 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 11908. | Joel (wiss) | 81.77 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 11909. | Alexia (alexiarsteinn) | 81.76 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 11910. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 81.76 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |