Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4182. | Orest (oreston) | 61.39 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 4183. | Daniel (dasno) | 61.37 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4184. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 61.37 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4185. | Max (minermax8) | 61.34 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4186. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 61.34 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4187. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4188. | Niel (nielo99) | 61.33 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4189. | anticlimactic (anticlimacti... | 61.32 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4190. | Robert (robertek) | 61.32 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4191. | Tharun (tak_66637) | 61.31 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4192. | Richard (jorimi) | 61.28 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4193. | Niccster (niccster10) | 61.28 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4194. | Eric (kyleisajew) | 61.27 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4195. | William (willlibob) | 61.26 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4196. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 61.24 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4197. | supremesteph (supremesteph) | 61.20 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4198. | Tito (dreegon) | 61.18 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4199. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 61.18 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4200. | Blaze (blazebit0656) | 61.18 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4201. | Dan (dannydude321) | 61.17 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4202. | Jack (jacknachos) | 61.15 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4203. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4204. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 61.14 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4205. | Keith (keithlau) | 61.13 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4206. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 61.12 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4207. | youm (youm) | 61.12 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4208. | Will (wsger) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4209. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
| 4210. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 61.11 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4211. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 61.09 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |