So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17033. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 17034. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 72.78 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 17035. | Jerome (jrocket_28) | 72.77 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 17036. | Anthony (lieant95) | 72.77 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 17037. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 72.77 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17038. | sillyboy (sillyboyva) | 72.77 | 94% | 2012-01-26 |
| 17039. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 72.76 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 17040. | flashy (flashy1996) | 72.76 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 17041. | Amy (amyyy_) | 72.76 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 17042. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 72.76 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 17043. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 72.75 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 17044. | Nano (nanohezna) | 72.75 | 85% | 2016-02-11 |
| 17045. | Kay (verifyid) | 72.75 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 17046. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 72.75 | 88% | 2015-08-24 |
| 17047. | sukudo299 (sukudo299) | 72.75 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 17048. | Manolo (manolom) | 72.75 | 94% | 2012-03-07 |
| 17049. | Tyrone (chidorimove) | 72.74 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
| 17050. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 72.74 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 17051. | Blaze (blazebit0656) | 72.74 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 17052. | Pedro (pedrosorio) | 72.73 | 96% | 2013-06-29 |
| 17053. | Sint (sint11) | 72.73 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17054. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 72.73 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 17055. | eugene paul (itdrmts) | 72.73 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 17056. | Deus (deus) | 72.73 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 17057. | Jav (jav77) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 17058. | Slueben (poijn) | 72.72 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 17059. | Jem (jemanema) | 72.72 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 17060. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 72.72 | 91% | 2013-02-07 |
| 17061. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 72.72 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17062. | Robert (pollo_grande) | 72.72 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |