The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7255. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 7256. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7257. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 94.26 | 94.5% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7258. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7259. | 65best (dunneljir) | 94.26 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 7260. | Shin (shi_n) | 94.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 7261. | Randy (rdw200169) | 94.25 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 7262. | Dill (duragdill) | 94.25 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7263. | Dice (dicey) | 94.25 | 97% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7264. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 94.25 | 95% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7265. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 94.24 | 97.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 7266. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 7267. | DNF (lam4nk) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7268. | Joshua (jspike397) | 94.24 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 7269. | Nick (deadspace) | 94.24 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 7270. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 94.24 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 7271. | Drew (duckback) | 94.23 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 7272. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 94.23 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 7273. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.23 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 7274. | Atas (atas) | 94.23 | 97.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| 7275. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 94.23 | 93% | 2014-08-31 |
| 7276. | Blaziken (blas_) | 94.23 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 7277. | Nazif (negative_hp) | 94.22 | 98% | 2025-01-31 |
| 7278. | not_that (darkmaster_30) | 94.22 | 97.8% | 2024-10-23 |
| 7279. | Samsore (samsore) | 94.22 | 97.1% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7280. | Miguel (anckael) | 94.22 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 7281. | No one (howardog0707) | 94.22 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7282. | Squeeb (squeeb) | 94.21 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7283. | Anthony (avchen) | 94.21 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 7284. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 94.21 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |