The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7020. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 7021. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7022. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 94.26 | 94% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7023. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7024. | 65best (dunneljir) | 94.26 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 7025. | Alien (half_alien) | 94.26 | 98.5% | 2024-01-31 |
| 7026. | Shin (shi_n) | 94.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 7027. | Randy (rdw200169) | 94.25 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 7028. | Dill (duragdill) | 94.25 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7029. | Dice (dicey) | 94.25 | 97% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7030. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 94.25 | 95% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7031. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 7032. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 94.24 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 7033. | DNF (lam4nk) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7034. | Nick (deadspace) | 94.24 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 7035. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 94.24 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 7036. | Drew (duckback) | 94.23 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 7037. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 94.23 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 7038. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.23 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 7039. | Atas (atas) | 94.23 | 97.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| 7040. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 94.23 | 93% | 2014-08-31 |
| 7041. | Blaziken (blas_) | 94.23 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 7042. | Nazif (negative_hp) | 94.22 | 98% | 2025-01-31 |
| 7043. | not_that (darkmaster_30) | 94.22 | 97.8% | 2024-10-23 |
| 7044. | Samsore (samsore) | 94.22 | 97.1% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7045. | Inactiv (inactivak) | 94.22 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7046. | Miguel (anckael) | 94.22 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 7047. | No one (howardog0707) | 94.22 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7048. | Squeeb (squeeb) | 94.21 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7049. | Anthony (avchen) | 94.21 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |