I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5928. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 98.32 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 5929. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 98.32 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 5930. | Jonathan (jonnyboiboi) | 98.32 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 5931. | Cog (cogking) | 98.32 | 97.4% | 2025-01-07 |
| 5932. | e (ex21424) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 5933. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 98.30 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 5934. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 98.30 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 5935. | Dave (zxzt) | 98.30 | 99% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5936. | Samarth (samarth_18) | 98.29 | 97.5% | 2024-09-15 |
| 5937. | Anver (twizzzle) | 98.29 | 97.9% | 2023-11-09 |
| 5938. | MST (stereotypist) | 98.28 | 97.3% | 2024-06-20 |
| 5939. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5940. | :) (bavadin) | 98.27 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 5941. | shubham (shubham1999) | 98.27 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5942. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 98.27 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 5943. | Ryan (spempu) | 98.27 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5944. | H J (ojinjin) | 98.26 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5945. | dasdr (dasdr) | 98.26 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 5946. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 5947. | smq (_smq) | 98.26 | 98.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5948. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 98.26 | 99% | 2020-12-27 |
| 5949. | Blaziken (blas_) | 98.26 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5950. | Joshua (blue012399) | 98.26 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5951. | Mason (captainmom7) | 98.24 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 5952. | MilkySandwich (milkysandwich) | 98.24 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5953. | hayden (ryhxo) | 98.24 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5954. | alex (alexbread) | 98.24 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 5955. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5956. | ian (iqtang) | 98.22 | 97.9% | 2024-01-02 |
| 5957. | Jaris (xersai) | 98.22 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |