And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35758. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 50.30 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 35759. | jonas (joncol_colemac) | 50.29 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 35760. | Jua (juaa) | 50.28 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 35761. | Noli (beganat30wpm) | 50.28 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 35762. | tstats[abdul_hakeem123] (ab... | 50.28 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 35763. | Iggy (iggymach) | 50.27 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 35764. | Spinaerdd (spinaerdd) | 50.27 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
| 35765. | Ali (ali0007) | 50.27 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 35766. | Sur (phonelock) | 50.26 | 86% | 2014-07-04 |
| 35767. | rico (ocir22) | 50.26 | 94% | 2013-12-23 |
| 35768. | duyanh (ngoduyanh2812) | 50.26 | 91% | 2011-11-14 |
| 35769. | Jeonghoon (wjdgns1222) | 50.25 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 35770. | Mark (zhacarias) | 50.25 | 92% | 2015-05-13 |
| 35771. | ress jade (ressjade) | 50.25 | 89% | 2012-07-16 |
| 35772. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 50.25 | 92% | 2012-10-04 |
| 35773. | Hall (kiraclark) | 50.24 | 95% | 2011-11-23 |
| 35774. | Asura (blanl_asura) | 50.23 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 35775. | hai (shadowwanderer) | 50.23 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 35776. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 50.23 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 35777. | Urushihara (urushihara23) | 50.22 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 35778. | Parallax (persondotexe) | 50.22 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 35779. | Ben (bpeacock9720) | 50.22 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 35780. | Colemak (noobycolemak) | 50.22 | 90% | 2012-12-17 |
| 35781. | Gabe (d00dz) | 50.22 | 92% | 2015-05-13 |
| 35782. | Ryan (gurkenglas9) | 50.21 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 35783. | Franz (kleindc) | 50.21 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 35784. | jayathungek (jayathungek) | 50.21 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 35785. | Jason Hean (jackson95) | 50.21 | 94% | 2021-11-29 |
| 35786. | Aleksandr (bowm4n) | 50.21 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 35787. | Nanda (nandu120) | 50.21 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |