The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38615. | Captain (zyfermars) | 54.63 | 94% | 2020-07-31 |
| 38616. | naruto (matrix_code) | 54.63 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 38617. | Sasha (sasha_electra) | 54.62 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 38618. | Omega (omega009) | 54.62 | 96% | 2024-09-17 |
| 38619. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 54.62 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 38620. | Ayush (ayushgadha) | 54.62 | 95% | 2024-04-14 |
| 38621. | Ian (sharrrkbait) | 54.62 | 91% | 2014-07-26 |
| 38622. | Matt (kirito3141) | 54.62 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 38623. | Michael (michaelhau) | 54.62 | 89% | 2017-05-14 |
| 38624. | Teal'c (lolwtfbbq1) | 54.61 | 95.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 38625. | slimjimbippybenz (slimjimbi... | 54.61 | 95% | 2024-06-14 |
| 38626. | Jignasa (jigjig03) | 54.61 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
| 38627. | natasha (natashaaaaaa) | 54.61 | 96% | 2023-12-01 |
| 38628. | ABAKRIM (abakim_itachi) | 54.61 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 38629. | Toddy (toddies) | 54.61 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 38630. | Christina (cmkl85) | 54.61 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 38631. | hydra_bestos (hydra_bestos) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-08-03 |
| 38632. | Swimming Pool (swimming_pool) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-05-15 |
| 38633. | Kinan (kinzo963) | 54.60 | 94% | 2020-04-21 |
| 38634. | Aizen (yoriichi_tempest) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-04-01 |
| 38635. | Biggs (biggsr) | 54.60 | 93.9% | 2025-04-02 |
| 38636. | lwt (lwt0009) | 54.60 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 38637. | Sam (lazr_instinct) | 54.60 | 97% | 2024-10-04 |
| 38638. | blameazu (blameazu) | 54.60 | 94.1% | 2024-09-22 |
| 38639. | Shourya (shourya24) | 54.60 | 94.6% | 2023-11-24 |
| 38640. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 54.60 | 94% | 2013-10-28 |
| 38641. | M (mfmfmf) | 54.60 | 95% | 2020-12-21 |
| 38642. | Vamsi (kidd0) | 54.60 | 93% | 2014-01-16 |
| 38643. | Marnus (marnusb) | 54.59 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 38644. | khagendra (khagendra_97) | 54.59 | 95.7% | 2025-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |