The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12483. | Moon Is BIG (moonisbig) | 41.75 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12484. | Celia (celialg) | 41.75 | 87% | 2015-09-12 |
| 12485. | Braeden (braedenl) | 41.75 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 12486. | Drew (jrewphart) | 41.74 | 93% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12487. | chrisxa (_chrisxa_) | 41.74 | 86% | 2016-05-04 |
| 12488. | Joseph (simps) | 41.74 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 12489. | Nishant (nishant_ingle5) | 41.73 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12490. | Surya (surya) | 41.73 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 12491. | mohammad (mkarimi) | 41.73 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 12492. | toni (tonia) | 41.73 | — | 2009-10-03 |
| 12493. | ratha (prang_ratha) | 41.73 | 95% | 2011-08-14 |
| 12494. | ghoudiy (ghoudiy) | 41.72 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 12495. | Narin (narin1) | 41.72 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 12496. | Hrittik (hrittik16) | 41.72 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 12497. | josh (josh5625) | 41.71 | 93% | 2015-05-23 |
| 12498. | A (viking_) | 41.71 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 12499. | Vince_P (vince_p) | 41.70 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 12500. | Manaf (ya_ali) | 41.70 | 93% | 2022-08-01 |
| 12501. | Achuyat (achuyat) | 41.70 | 93% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12502. | Chris (carmz1990) | 41.70 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 12503. | tran (virangrua) | 41.70 | 91% | 2012-11-03 |
| 12504. | byron (blam_16) | 41.70 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 12505. | Saurab Kairi (saurabkairi) | 41.69 | 95.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 12506. | darkRainbow_ (darkrainbow34_) | 41.69 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 12507. | yip (yipkamingf) | 41.69 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 12508. | Wollwesen (lennardmarx) | 41.68 | 92.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 12509. | Unknown (ph_nt0mz) | 41.68 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12510. | Sponsor (sponsor) | 41.68 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 12511. | manusiahidup (manusiahidup) | 41.68 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12512. | Jannik (kackboontv) | 41.68 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |