I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
Active since September 30, 2008.
216 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9786. | Jerry (jxu98dvorak) | 85.75 | 99% | 2017-04-04 |
| 9787. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 85.75 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| 9788. | Anthony (burner17) | 85.74 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 9789. | Ashoor (ashoorteyari) | 85.73 | 96% | 2022-12-23 |
| 9790. | keshav (lmao_keke) | 85.73 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 9791. | Bob (sydre2) | 85.73 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 9792. | susto (susto) | 85.73 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 9793. | Nate (noob4life) | 85.73 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 9794. | Rick (1rick) | 85.73 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
| 9795. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 85.72 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9796. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 85.72 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9797. | Diego (diegovictor) | 85.72 | 91% | 2014-03-21 |
| 9798. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 85.72 | 100% | 2015-10-01 |
| 9799. | Raja (rajamalik) | 85.72 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| 9800. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 85.72 | 96% | 2016-04-24 |
| 9801. | Greg (dietsche_colemak) | 85.72 | 100% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9802. | Mooch (moochimooch) | 85.71 | 93% | 2016-12-12 |
| 9803. | Hello (blakeiv) | 85.71 | 86% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9804. | iDol Geloo (bagtengbadjaw18) | 85.71 | 99% | 2013-07-18 |
| 9805. | Patrik (roenlond) | 85.71 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 9806. | Halo (halo06) | 85.70 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9807. | Noriz (norizmora22) | 85.69 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9808. | Ron Ibarra (papinichulo) | 85.69 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
| 9809. | Armtz (knotavink) | 85.69 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9810. | glerou (tudesci) | 85.69 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 9811. | danny (stewyvirus) | 85.68 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9812. | scy (cartercurren) | 85.68 | 98.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9813. | tris (trisywc) | 85.68 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9814. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 85.67 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 9815. | aj (peanut2004) | 85.67 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |