And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10459. | Chananchida (polaris006) | 96.95 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 10460. | Dess (usuck) | 96.95 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 10461. | Will (willinfaloo) | 96.95 | 98% | 2015-12-07 |
| 10462. | Billie (bigmanbillz) | 96.94 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10463. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 96.93 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 10464. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 96.93 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10465. | alexsax (alexfink4) | 96.93 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 10466. | Harry (txharry) | 96.93 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 10467. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 96.93 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 10468. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 96.93 | 98% | 2012-11-29 |
| 10469. | Ting (t_mist) | 96.93 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10470. | Sora (soralimit) | 96.93 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 10471. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 96.92 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10472. | Tommy (kamuimaru) | 96.92 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10473. | blackacre (nreese18) | 96.92 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 10474. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10475. | Xelqet (blahblahblah2c6) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10476. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 96.91 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 10477. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 96.91 | 98% | 2012-11-15 |
| 10478. | Phale (phalzor) | 96.91 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 10479. | Niklas (nicksssor) | 96.90 | 97% | 2013-06-17 |
| 10480. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 96.89 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 10481. | Josh (joshblatt) | 96.89 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10482. | verdigrau (fountainhead) | 96.89 | 99% | 2016-04-16 |
| 10483. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 96.89 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10484. | KTH (kthmanish) | 96.89 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
| 10485. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 96.89 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 10486. | Blaire (blaire) | 96.89 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 10487. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 96.88 | 97.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 10488. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 96.88 | 95% | 2016-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |