As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14216. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 73.26 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 14217. | Vladimir (vvargasd) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 14218. | Tintin (tintinyuan) | 73.26 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14219. | parker (po0ks) | 73.26 | 96% | 2017-12-05 |
| 14220. | Max (haniuridza) | 73.26 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 14221. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 73.25 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 14222. | Typing (isuckat_typing223) | 73.25 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 14223. | Thomas (skrivemaskinen) | 73.24 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 14224. | Wesley (defender96) | 73.24 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 14225. | Robert (trebordv) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 14226. | Shfaamp (shfaamp) | 73.24 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14227. | David (raginhio) | 73.24 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 14228. | mik (miiik) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14229. | thach (vngoct1) | 73.23 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14230. | Mr. (mr_dvorak) | 73.23 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 14231. | Abu AlRock (richrock198) | 73.23 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14232. | Olaf (ofofo) | 73.22 | 96.1% | 2024-10-30 |
| 14233. | c (blaf) | 73.22 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 14234. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 73.22 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14235. | Bubblaren (myrshi) | 73.22 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14236. | Sean (manbeervark) | 73.22 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| 14237. | Dogan (sharkty) | 73.21 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14238. | Laz (lazzo) | 73.20 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14239. | Jake (wavegamble) | 73.20 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 14240. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 73.19 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 14241. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 73.18 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14242. | Seth (sethfry1234) | 73.18 | 96% | 2024-10-19 |
| 14243. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 73.18 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14244. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 73.18 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 14245. | Radek (radecekwriter) | 73.17 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |