The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5856. | Markus (mklassen) | 55.11 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5857. | Jill (zilzili) | 55.11 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5858. | elviejo (elviejo) | 55.11 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 5859. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 55.11 | 88% | 2016-10-09 |
| 5860. | Taylor (taylorak9) | 55.11 | 90% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5861. | Amberetta (amberetta1) | 55.11 | 99% | 2014-09-09 |
| 5862. | vicky (vickyliu) | 55.11 | 91% | 2013-10-11 |
| 5863. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 55.10 | 95% | 2013-09-06 |
| 5864. | lutalica (lutalica) | 55.10 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 5865. | Fandy (fandy_aryadi) | 55.10 | 89% | 2012-06-17 |
| 5866. | Basil (brain1989) | 55.10 | 94% | 2016-12-04 |
| 5867. | Chris (imedos) | 55.10 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 5868. | Fries (imfriez) | 55.10 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 5869. | Aditya (aditya_sharma) | 55.10 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5870. | Albert (albertduong23) | 55.10 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5871. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 55.10 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 5872. | Cadis (cadisz) | 55.09 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 5873. | Muahammad Irfan (maan444222) | 55.09 | 90% | 2014-02-28 |
| 5874. | Charlie (blackzwing) | 55.09 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 5875. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 55.09 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5876. | Sam (roadsterz) | 55.09 | 97% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5877. | Ana (madtypercat) | 55.08 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 5878. | Mr. Google (mrgoogle) | 55.08 | 96% | 2012-05-29 |
| 5879. | Yeldos (classicstyle) | 55.08 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 5880. | naveen (slumdog) | 55.08 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 5881. | J (y0u_) | 55.08 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 5882. | Antonio (monpig) | 55.07 | 86% | 2016-05-06 |
| 5883. | Cecilia (lenzcecilia) | 55.07 | 93% | 2011-05-19 |
| 5884. | caique (caiquelira) | 55.07 | 89% | 2011-06-13 |
| 5885. | Please use an appropriate n... | 55.07 | 92% | 2020-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |