As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13993. | Prium (keffler) | 74.75 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 13994. | Connor (dumb_intern) | 74.75 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13995. | sinegav (sinegav) | 74.75 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 13996. | Stun (uchihamandara0901) | 74.74 | 97.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 13997. | Goto (goto_ustaad) | 74.74 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 13998. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 13999. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 74.73 | 94.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 14000. | Elie (iceworld) | 74.73 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
| 14001. | Keyser (keyserrr) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 14002. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 74.73 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14003. | Ev (evturn) | 74.73 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 14004. | F (stax) | 74.72 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14005. | clackity (phys1cs) | 74.72 | 95.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14006. | Pyren (pyren83) | 74.72 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 14007. | Wenny (wenny_) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 14008. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 74.72 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 14009. | BlackStar (blackstarmage) | 74.71 | 96.5% | 2024-07-14 |
| 14010. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 74.71 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14011. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 74.71 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 14012. | Karlen (karlen91) | 74.71 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 14013. | Avenash (uglyboyfc) | 74.70 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 14014. | Johnny (jnguyen732) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 14015. | Ricky (zyroda) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14016. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14017. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 74.70 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 14018. | Marv (silentst0rm) | 74.69 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 14019. | war (warpig98) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 14020. | evs (evs_games) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14021. | brandon (laff) | 74.69 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 14022. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 74.69 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |