So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22686. | Jenn (jennyev) | 64.16 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 22687. | OMGnesststats[omgness321] (... | 64.15 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 22688. | Amit (am542) | 64.15 | 97.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 22689. | lili (lilihsu) | 64.15 | 98.2% | 2023-08-13 |
| 22690. | ahmed (ahmedsamy) | 64.15 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 22691. | Mike23100 (mike23100) | 64.15 | 91% | 2016-06-24 |
| 22692. | Kev (joebob1235) | 64.15 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 22693. | Jackson (jackson1995) | 64.15 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 22694. | Adeel (adeeladil) | 64.15 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 22695. | CHUGGITYPES (chuggitypes) | 64.14 | 93% | 2021-09-14 |
| 22696. | Pujan (aaa16797) | 64.14 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 22697. | ayush (orange_master) | 64.14 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 22698. | Dien (gsdien) | 64.14 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 22699. | Sobia (sobiaq) | 64.14 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 22700. | suze (suze) | 64.14 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 22701. | Eson (miehunyou) | 64.14 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22702. | booootyhole (coooooooch) | 64.13 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 22703. | Manuel (blackhell) | 64.13 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 22704. | amy (wyaoh) | 64.13 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 22705. | Hung (letanhung) | 64.13 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 22706. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 64.13 | 91% | 2012-02-18 |
| 22707. | Darik (daniel_de_darik) | 64.13 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 22708. | Carrie (caripel) | 64.13 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 22709. | Adam (adames4) | 64.12 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 22710. | Ben (men_biller) | 64.12 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 22711. | ismail (deadlives) | 64.12 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 22712. | Amritesh (xenon3099) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 22713. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22714. | lucanentis (dzinski) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22715. | Roland (branr3) | 64.11 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |