I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5808. | Said (surrenderordie) | 98.33 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 5809. | Joshua (stupidguyjosh) | 98.32 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 5810. | Jon (jonthewidow18) | 98.31 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 5811. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 98.31 | 98.1% | 2023-08-11 |
| 5812. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 98.31 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5813. | sidd (siddvader) | 98.31 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5814. | jazk (axaladyx) | 98.30 | 97.3% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5815. | myQQ1971694 (disfunc) | 98.30 | 21% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5816. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 5817. | Aymscird (aymscird) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5818. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 98.29 | 97.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5819. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 98.29 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 5820. | G3R50N (gwasoint) | 98.28 | 96.6% | 2025-01-30 |
| 5821. | Ryan (wheresmakar) | 98.28 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5822. | Euphoria (ikalam43) | 98.28 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 5823. | fingers hurt (cxyym) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 5824. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 98.27 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5825. | 949 (bkwak11) | 98.27 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 5826. | Lin (lin_ming) | 98.27 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 5827. | Oscar (oscrrrrrrr) | 98.26 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5828. | Wise (wiseuser) | 98.26 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5829. | code_brains (coderider) | 98.26 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 5830. | Re (ha10060958) | 98.26 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 5831. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 98.26 | 95.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5832. | Juan (krapnix) | 98.25 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
| 5833. | Jason (jasonlin247419) | 98.25 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5834. | Ed (eoyama) | 98.24 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 5835. | Garrett (guhmuhtruh) | 98.23 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 5836. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 98.22 | 98.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 5837. | Oblivyxia (oblivyxia) | 98.21 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |