When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8647. | help (shung3) | 85.92 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 8648. | Zach (zach_bill) | 85.92 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 8649. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 85.92 | 99% | 2019-01-30 |
| 8650. | Ritesh (ritesh1) | 85.91 | 97% | 2025-04-21 |
| 8651. | Davi (dholanda) | 85.91 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 8652. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8653. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 85.90 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 8654. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 85.90 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8655. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 85.90 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 8656. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 85.90 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8657. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 85.89 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 8658. | uynx (uynx) | 85.88 | 97.5% | 2024-12-31 |
| 8659. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 85.88 | 96.9% | 2023-12-02 |
| 8660. | Harley (legendharley) | 85.88 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8661. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.87 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 8662. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 85.87 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 8663. | Tyler (tydollars19) | 85.86 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8664. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 85.86 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 8665. | 949 (bkwak11) | 85.86 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8666. | Chin (chinnoname) | 85.86 | 99% | 2019-05-16 |
| 8667. | Aden (canadianice) | 85.85 | 98% | 2023-11-06 |
| 8668. | Hieu (larhral) | 85.85 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8669. | LEntless (lentless) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 8670. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 85.85 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8671. | Delta (jagonu) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8672. | Shinsina (shinsina) | 85.84 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8673. | Thierry (hoertje) | 85.84 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8674. | Rully (rully_monas) | 85.84 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8675. | Cyrus (rade04) | 85.84 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8676. | Olu (olubean) | 85.84 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |