So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29303. | mohamed (mohamed_rekaya) | 53.79 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 29304. | JAEY (jaey_) | 53.79 | 96.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29305. | swfan (curleyx) | 53.79 | 94.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 29306. | laljan (laljan) | 53.79 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 29307. | kim (kmblowe) | 53.79 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 29308. | gunasagar (kunarox) | 53.79 | 93% | 2016-05-05 |
| 29309. | amar (123456) | 53.79 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 29310. | rakvat (rakvat) | 53.78 | 91% | 2013-11-07 |
| 29311. | Leaks (leaks) | 53.78 | 94.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 29312. | (star94fm) | 53.78 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 29313. | Prithbiraj (prithy) | 53.78 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 29314. | Tíu Đây (tunqa) | 53.78 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 29315. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 53.78 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| 29316. | Michaël (bitardo) | 53.78 | 93% | 2014-02-04 |
| 29317. | Frank (biomystery) | 53.78 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 29318. | Chow (cheah_tc) | 53.78 | 83% | 2016-05-12 |
| 29319. | iwillcomelast (bking71) | 53.77 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 29320. | EddieVonShmeddie (eddievons... | 53.77 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 29321. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 53.77 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 29322. | Kevin (ketantan) | 53.77 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 29323. | quý (vucaoquy1) | 53.77 | 94% | 2014-10-23 |
| 29324. | vinh (vinh0101) | 53.77 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 29325. | Ginny (ginny13) | 53.76 | 94% | 2023-08-24 |
| 29326. | Random (ahlumyemoohiye) | 53.76 | 96.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 29327. | Ellie (ellielovestyping) | 53.76 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 29328. | Vall (vallakin) | 53.75 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 29329. | Ivo (izomorphius) | 53.75 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 29330. | Kristoffer (marcusaurelius99) | 53.75 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 29331. | karim (karimkohel) | 53.75 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
| 29332. | casadaro (solocro) | 53.75 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |