As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4639. | cao (nckc2k) | 98.85 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4640. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 4641. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 4642. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 4643. | Ovrborred (ovrborred) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 4644. | Stalactic (stalactic) | 98.85 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
| 4645. | Adora (adorablebanana) | 98.85 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4646. | Roy (700volvo) | 98.84 | 90% | 2016-06-18 |
| 4647. | Matt (misterc) | 98.84 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 4648. | Reg (reggg) | 98.84 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 4649. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 98.84 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 4650. | danny (stewyvirus) | 98.84 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4651. | Dave (davidkim123) | 98.84 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4652. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 98.84 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4653. | fe (ferkoaa) | 98.83 | 97.6% | 2023-05-21 |
| 4654. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 98.83 | 95% | 2017-01-29 |
| 4655. | Lynn (lynneu) | 98.81 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
| 4656. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 98.81 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 4657. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 98.81 | 96% | 2016-08-08 |
| 4658. | Brandon (brandong) | 98.81 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4659. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 98.79 | 99.5% | 2023-05-31 |
| 4660. | Chad (chadkouse) | 98.79 | 95% | 2015-08-31 |
| 4661. | Random (randomhumanlmao) | 98.79 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4662. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 98.78 | 97.8% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4663. | a (apno) | 98.78 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4664. | Rav (impaledbison) | 98.78 | 97.6% | 2024-12-15 |
| 4665. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4666. | David (digtron) | 98.77 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 4667. | C-Radius (musaka) | 98.77 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 4668. | Anders (hysteriac) | 98.76 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |