Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3282. | Anthony (gosx) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3283. | Brett (alrightbro) | 67.02 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3284. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 67.02 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3285. | Bence (bszollosi) | 67.02 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 3286. | ben (bentypemaster) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3287. | Christian (chrikakashi) | 67.00 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3288. | Alex (arint) | 67.00 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3289. | Richie (richie11) | 66.99 | 95% | 2019-07-11 |
| 3290. | Simon (siarnt) | 66.99 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 3291. | Timmity (timmity) | 66.98 | 94% | 2019-01-09 |
| 3292. | Johnny (johnchan215) | 66.96 | 94% | 2019-06-30 |
| 3293. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 66.94 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3294. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.94 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3295. | Renzo (raccon) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3296. | allen (allenlsy) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 3297. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 66.88 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3298. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 66.87 | 95% | 2019-12-06 |
| 3299. | Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5) | 66.85 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3300. | Pieter (shadow00731) | 66.83 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3301. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 66.82 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3302. | Joseph (joseph_) | 66.81 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 3303. | Hau (jackie1997) | 66.81 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 3304. | Patrik (oishinek) | 66.81 | 92% | 2018-05-13 |
| 3305. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 66.80 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 3306. | Loocid (loocid) | 66.79 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3307. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 66.79 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3308. | anant (anant059) | 66.78 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3309. | Aashish (iamflash) | 66.77 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3310. | modest (true_everest) | 66.77 | 94% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3311. | Holly (runningnurse) | 66.76 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |