I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5848. | Nice (crusherbg) | 101.81 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5849. | The Planck (djsauble) | 101.81 | 99% | 2018-11-29 |
| 5850. | Fletch (fletch10) | 101.79 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 5851. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 101.79 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 5852. | Raymond (rng9512) | 101.78 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5853. | John (blazian11111) | 101.78 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 5854. | Alex (arint) | 101.78 | 99% | 2019-11-28 |
| 5855. | Marco (marcomilo) | 101.77 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 5856. | Coco (notkovu) | 101.77 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5857. | Otto (ottozhen) | 101.77 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5858. | Bob (deinosor) | 101.76 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 5859. | Scopic (scopic) | 101.76 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5860. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 101.76 | 97.3% | 2025-05-01 |
| 5861. | Feras (frsbg) | 101.75 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5862. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 101.75 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5863. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 101.75 | 98.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 5864. | Matt (bionic_matt) | 101.74 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 5865. | Webs (webbsz) | 101.74 | 98.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5866. | altaire (notchrubble) | 101.73 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 5867. | buxinsix (ianlawson99) | 101.73 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 5868. | Geray (der3koy) | 101.72 | 99.4% | 2025-04-14 |
| 5869. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 101.72 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5870. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 101.72 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 5871. | Simon (simongreen491) | 101.71 | 100% | 2024-10-18 |
| 5872. | Ben (espo1234) | 101.71 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 5873. | someonewhoisntlikeyou (some... | 101.71 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5874. | jpow (jpowwow) | 101.71 | 98.8% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5875. | Sherif (burnsy98) | 101.71 | 99% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5876. | naviman (naviman) | 101.70 | 98.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5877. | Zia (zeeya) | 101.70 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |