What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1127. | Colin (geosyog) | 86.96 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1128. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 86.94 | 99% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1129. | Wayne (dennynukes) | 86.88 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1130. | agyon (meikaina) | 86.87 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1131. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 86.85 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 1132. | LockStock (lockstock) | 86.84 | 99% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1133. | Abigail (abievans46) | 86.83 | 95% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1134. | school (modernmarauder) | 86.76 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1135. | Mn37 (mn37) | 86.73 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1136. | Dawson (jycy) | 86.69 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1137. | Julia (wham_julyah) | 86.68 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1138. | Evan (schindog) | 86.68 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1139. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 86.67 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1140. | Blue (blue4269) | 86.67 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1141. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1142. | Ali (aloche) | 86.64 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1143. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 86.63 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1144. | account deleted (concurrent) | 86.57 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1145. | Errichto (errichto) | 86.56 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1146. | Jack (pezzaperry) | 86.56 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 1147. | G (zger) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1148. | kevin g (purplebus) | 86.54 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1149. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 86.48 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1150. | Romi (romino) | 86.48 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1151. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 86.47 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1152. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.44 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1153. | Devin (devingalway) | 86.44 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1154. | Andre (smallchicken) | 86.42 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
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