The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2331. | Bellax (bellax) | 114.93 | 100% | 2012-06-03 |
| 2332. | (shinduko1) | 114.92 | 90% | 2017-05-02 |
| 2333. | (rrtennant) | 114.92 | 95% | 2014-01-08 |
| 2334. | moisturized (moisturized) | 114.92 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 2335. | ukimub (ukimub) | 114.91 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2336. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 114.91 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 2337. | Joshua (greenweasel11) | 114.90 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 2338. | dome (dome2233) | 114.90 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2339. | Aaron (lowea) | 114.89 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2340. | Charles (jawlz) | 114.89 | 98% | 2014-08-19 |
| 2341. | Duh-Rell (duhrell) | 114.89 | 97% | 2014-02-22 |
| 2342. | Goddesspan (demigodpan) | 114.87 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 2343. | Dennis (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 114.87 | 94% | 2014-04-08 |
| 2344. | (petruccius) | 114.86 | 97% | 2016-03-18 |
| 2345. | @faschz (faschz) | 114.86 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 2346. | Calvin (cchang) | 114.85 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 2347. | Chris (binarymn) | 114.84 | 99% | 2016-03-29 |
| 2348. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 114.83 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
| 2349. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 114.83 | 98% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2350. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 114.82 | 100% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2351. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 114.82 | 99% | 2021-12-20 |
| 2352. | Al (quicksilver95) | 114.82 | 97% | 2015-12-22 |
| 2353. | alex (vese13) | 114.82 | 93% | 2015-10-24 |
| 2354. | (the_philippines) | 114.82 | 98% | 2016-10-04 |
| 2355. | (matsui) | 114.82 | 94% | 2013-10-05 |
| 2356. | jonny (jlun23) | 114.81 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2357. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 114.80 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2358. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 114.80 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2359. | rip reckful (fictorian) | 114.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 2360. | (jyi9391) | 114.77 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |