As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10375. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 10376. | Terry (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 10377. | jing (jingunnn) | 82.61 | 96.7% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10378. | Akzhol (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10379. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10380. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10381. | James (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 10382. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10383. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 10384. | 🍉Palestine🍉 (read_pal... | 82.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 10385. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 82.59 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10386. | (proxy707) | 82.59 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10387. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10388. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 82.58 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
| 10389. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10390. | Peaky (x101) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 10391. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 82.57 | 97.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 10392. | True (truefalse) | 82.57 | 96% | 2024-07-15 |
| 10393. | Geese (geese955) | 82.57 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
| 10394. | Sainty (sadsoda) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 10395. | Sanic (192378) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 10396. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 82.57 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
| 10397. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10398. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 10399. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 82.56 | 96% | 2016-09-07 |
| 10400. | Nicholas (nich42) | 82.56 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10401. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10402. | David (david0524) | 82.56 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 10403. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 82.56 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 10404. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 82.55 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| á—ś Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |