Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8127. | Maeeen (maeeen) | 80.55 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8128. | daniel (danielphantom) | 80.55 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8129. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 80.55 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 8130. | Emi (obitoke) | 80.55 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8131. | (xtiandiaz) | 80.53 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 8132. | Soup (k2824262) | 80.53 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 8133. | Dave (davej_08) | 80.52 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8134. | Yogi (y0g3) | 80.52 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 8135. | Mr (noxerp) | 80.50 | 95.1% | 2024-03-28 |
| 8136. | Blawizard (blaawizard) | 80.50 | 98% | 2024-01-15 |
| 8137. | mv0 (the_oko) | 80.50 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8138. | BT (bt2024) | 80.49 | 95% | 2025-01-25 |
| 8139. | Excess (061400) | 80.49 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8140. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 80.49 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8141. | Jess Rey (10reyocon) | 80.49 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8142. | cL (cynibro) | 80.49 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 8143. | Bill Cowher (billcowher) | 80.48 | 100% | 2023-08-02 |
| 8144. | Ayush (kanodiaayush) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 8145. | Randal (trollshotlol) | 80.48 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 8146. | DJCheeseburger1 (djcheesebu... | 80.48 | 99.6% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8147. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 80.48 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8148. | christina (gkdude) | 80.47 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 8149. | no (noob1720) | 80.47 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 8150. | lut (lut_) | 80.46 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 8151. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 80.46 | 97.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8152. | Hillary (typeymane) | 80.46 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 8153. | dan (the_rusher_2th) | 80.44 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8154. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 80.44 | 97.3% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8155. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 80.43 | 97.6% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8156. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 80.43 | 96.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |