I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8377. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 8378. | Brandon (braneeto) | 89.99 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8379. | tw0f1v3w0n (capricitor) | 89.98 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 8380. | EJ (onylith) | 89.98 | 95% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8381. | 1 (gruntworker) | 89.98 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
| 8382. | Ammar (khan112233) | 89.98 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8383. | Alex (xenaid) | 89.98 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8384. | Strajox (strajox) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8385. | mat (netman) | 89.98 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 8386. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 89.98 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8387. | Jia Quan (weejiaquan) | 89.98 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8388. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 89.98 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8389. | Daniel (yourfqace) | 89.97 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8390. | " " (jawnny) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8391. | tulipheidi (mimimo) | 89.97 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8392. | shoguuun (kr_woon) | 89.97 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8393. | FedEx Truck (yena_) | 89.96 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8394. | Albert (bikertoad) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 8395. | Koma5 (xultronix) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8396. | CapoAgus (capoagus) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 8397. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 89.95 | 97.6% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8398. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 89.93 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8399. | sorta (holdiers) | 89.93 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8400. | yesman (yesman9527) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8401. | JRD (yesjrd) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8402. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.92 | 98.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8403. | Saad (ehtylno) | 89.92 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 8404. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 89.92 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8405. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 8406. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |