I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7773. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7774. | TJdawg (bopuu) | 92.01 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 7775. | Eric (work_racer) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 7776. | Ryan (ranksy) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7777. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 92.01 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 7778. | Jean (orangedrum) | 92.01 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7779. | Fabian (arthurnaibaf) | 92.00 | 96.4% | 2025-01-19 |
| 7780. | tstats[kaalmarx] (kaalmarx) | 92.00 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 7781. | Peter (riffert) | 92.00 | 96% | 2015-10-22 |
| 7782. | Chung (chung223) | 92.00 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 7783. | Richard (blitzd2020) | 91.99 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 7784. | Lucas (rookah) | 91.99 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7785. | Bone (bonezybeats) | 91.99 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 7786. | thansoooo (blueocta) | 91.99 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 7787. | suki (sackclothandashes) | 91.99 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 7788. | Kevin (drezar) | 91.99 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 7789. | BigMoneySpeed (bigmoneyspee... | 91.98 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
| 7790. | Lutjen (lutjen) | 91.98 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 7791. | pono (pnawan) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 7792. | Rai (fisheko) | 91.98 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 7793. | Eli Ferdinand Edralin (elfe... | 91.98 | 100% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7794. | Connor (cjgamble21) | 91.97 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7795. | Andrej (rapidobigboss) | 91.97 | 97% | 2017-01-17 |
| 7796. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 91.97 | 97.2% | 2024-05-25 |
| 7797. | MALVO (ryanmalvo) | 91.97 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 7798. | Ethan (ethancxw) | 91.96 | 97% | 2024-04-15 |
| 7799. | raymond (raymondrazer) | 91.96 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7800. | Neko (pippaola) | 91.96 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7801. | Nick (nckl) | 91.96 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 7802. | Derek (reigichibi) | 91.95 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |