I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1940. | BOB (fatmankim) | 124.03 | 97.6% | 2024-05-31 |
| 1941. | Hehe (gagokarin) | 124.01 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1942. | Ace (killgon) | 124.01 | 99.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1943. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 124.01 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1944. | Benjie (xbenjie) | 124.00 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1945. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 123.99 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1946. | Andrew (gazino) | 123.98 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 1947. | gabe (knbx) | 123.97 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 1948. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 123.97 | 99% | 2025-09-28 |
| 1949. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 123.97 | 100% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1950. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 123.96 | 100% | 2025-06-16 |
| 1951. | Tesseus (tesseus) | 123.94 | 99.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 1952. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 123.94 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 1953. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 123.93 | 98.8% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1954. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 123.92 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 1955. | Chad (chadadada) | 123.92 | 100% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1956. | Andrew (bigfatsnoozy) | 123.88 | 96% | 2017-02-25 |
| 1957. | acvcuracy is the key (supre... | 123.86 | 99% | 2022-08-14 |
| 1958. | B. (x30n1) | 123.86 | 98.8% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1959. | Lostin (lostinspace) | 123.83 | 98.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 1960. | Angelo (galvezangelo) | 123.81 | 100% | 2023-05-20 |
| 1961. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 123.80 | 99% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1962. | Jakab (schttj) | 123.78 | 100% | 2022-09-05 |
| 1963. | Nick (professorvikingjesus) | 123.78 | 98.2% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1964. | n8 (ttensu) | 123.78 | 100% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1965. | c (nb888) | 123.78 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1966. | teabiscuit (teabiscuit1) | 123.77 | 99% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1967. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 123.76 | 100% | 2023-02-26 |
| 1968. | falling down (_nirvana) | 123.76 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1969. | Connor (mysticfire) | 123.75 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |