Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2307. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2308. | peach (hopefulness) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 2309. | I ♥ MODI (pukle) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2310. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2311. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 83.04 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 2312. | Jordi El Nino (jordipolla) | 83.04 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2313. | Steven (s_katana) | 83.03 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2314. | Bread (breadcommander) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2315. | Dylan (dolans) | 83.03 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2316. | Pranoy (promax) | 83.03 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2317. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2318. | magenta (magentelle) | 82.99 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 2319. | Le (badragon) | 82.99 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
| 2320. | Alex (omggitsalphaa) | 82.98 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2321. | Leong (thehecticgamer) | 82.97 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2322. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.97 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 2323. | Ben (bacco) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2324. | angie :) (angwie) | 82.95 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2325. | slow_typist (rocketnquit) | 82.95 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2326. | Rico (satoshi444) | 82.95 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2327. | David (bigd4316) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2328. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2329. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 82.92 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2330. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 82.92 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2331. | J (sd59fifty) | 82.91 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2332. | Kevin (kev011701) | 82.90 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2333. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 82.88 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 2334. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2335. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2336. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 82.86 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |