The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4733. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.75 | 99% | 2023-02-05 |
| 4734. | Christian (c.birkeland@hotm... | 103.75 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 4735. | Charlie (shnish) | 103.75 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 4736. | Cosmic (aji3) | 103.75 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 4737. | Matt (mehmattski) | 103.74 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 4738. | Ming (sicaalicious) | 103.74 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 4739. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 103.74 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 4740. | lost soul (noselection) | 103.74 | 98% | 2011-08-26 |
| 4741. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 103.72 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 4742. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 103.72 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 4743. | earwax (oily) | 103.72 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 4744. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 103.71 | 97.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 4745. | HKER (crafting112) | 103.71 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4746. | Sma (smashin) | 103.70 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 4747. | A (antykingfish2) | 103.70 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4748. | Stone Free!!! (jolyne_cujoh) | 103.69 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 4749. | Emma (kimy00) | 103.68 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 4750. | Hey What's Up (oystersmiling) | 103.68 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4751. | David (bigd4316) | 103.68 | 96% | 2012-01-25 |
| 4752. | Samantha (samananthak) | 103.68 | 98% | 2015-07-27 |
| 4753. | Aum (aum123) | 103.67 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 4754. | (heal) | 103.67 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 4755. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 103.66 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 4756. | Jon (mystikj) | 103.66 | 99% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4757. | thog (thogs) | 103.66 | 100% | 2014-01-11 |
| 4758. | Cherish (squiddy) | 103.66 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 4759. | Matthew (ar223) | 103.66 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4760. | Everblack (everblack) | 103.65 | 89% | 2015-12-02 |
| 4761. | nasolem (nasolem) | 103.65 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4762. | Slow (giorgiv4) | 103.65 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |