As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10667. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10668. | Dean (limome) | 82.64 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10669. | sackbut (sackbut) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10670. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 82.64 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 10671. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10672. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 10673. | Vince (gaminggamers) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 10674. | The (syberion) | 82.63 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10675. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 82.63 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 10676. | Jayden (mytzep) | 82.62 | 96% | 2025-09-02 |
| 10677. | Duxh (duxh) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 10678. | Nicolas (nicolassteven) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10679. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10680. | Red Guy (theotherredguy) | 82.62 | 95.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10681. | Isaac (tastypoop) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
| 10682. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 82.62 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
| 10683. | Koby (basedone) | 82.61 | 91% | 2015-06-15 |
| 10684. | jing (jingunnn) | 82.61 | 96.7% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10685. | Terry (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 10686. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 10687. | Akzhol (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10688. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10689. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10690. | James (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 10691. | D (chubbieveggie) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10692. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 82.60 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 10693. | 🍉Palestine🍉 (read_pal... | 82.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 10694. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 82.59 | 97.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10695. | (proxy707) | 82.59 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10696. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| á—ś Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |