I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1796. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1797. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 88.58 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1798. | Drey (ellendren) | 88.56 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1799. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1800. | Emily (emklof92) | 88.52 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 1801. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.51 | 95.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1802. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 88.49 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 1803. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.46 | 95.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1804. | Not (itsjusttoki) | 88.45 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1805. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1806. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1807. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1808. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 88.40 | 97% | 2025-01-23 |
| 1809. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1810. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1811. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 88.36 | 97.2% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1812. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 88.33 | 97.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1813. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1814. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1815. | James (astrozoid) | 88.31 | 96.7% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1816. | milan (slowtypermilan) | 88.29 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1817. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1818. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 88.27 | 97.5% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1819. | The Light Emperor King (the... | 88.25 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1820. | Austin (135792468) | 88.25 | 97.9% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1821. | RIJU (rijuthetyper) | 88.22 | 96.7% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1822. | Olumba (olombo) | 88.22 | 98% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1823. | akleks (munkedunk123) | 88.22 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 1824. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1825. | TroulM (troulm) | 88.20 | 94% | 2024-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |