The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26997. | Mohamed (mohamedsobhi777) | 60.88 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 26998. | clint (themontecristo) | 60.88 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 26999. | ming-yang (pauls) | 60.88 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 27000. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 60.88 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 27001. | Federico (_cali) | 60.87 | 86% | 2016-10-23 |
| 27002. | Amatur Rahman (rimurutempes... | 60.87 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 27003. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 60.87 | 93% | 2019-10-07 |
| 27004. | Account (lilb321) | 60.87 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 27005. | Tim (timsn) | 60.87 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 27006. | Mr. Sir (manhi40) | 60.87 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
| 27007. | Alden (aldendino) | 60.87 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 27008. | Andrew (andrewmuller) | 60.86 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 27009. | Macqyu (macqyu) | 60.86 | 95.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 27010. | Ron (ronincognito) | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 27011. | racingfreak (racingfreak) | 60.86 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 27012. | Patrick (patrick0809) | 60.86 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 27013. | bible (biblexman) | 60.85 | 94.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 27014. | Srihas (blooddena) | 60.85 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
| 27015. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 60.85 | 84% | 2016-02-07 |
| 27016. | niraj (nirajkant) | 60.85 | 96% | 2012-04-18 |
| 27017. | TheOne (mister00anonymous) | 60.85 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| 27018. | Manami (manami_kun) | 60.84 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 27019. | Zeta (zeta_zanix) | 60.84 | 95.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 27020. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 60.84 | 96.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 27021. | milo (flyguymi) | 60.84 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 27022. | vigneshwara (vigneshbalaji) | 60.84 | 88% | 2011-05-05 |
| 27023. | JAFFAR (thetypingfreak) | 60.84 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 27024. | Kierra (kierra) | 60.84 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 27025. | John Davy (ngido) | 60.84 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 27026. | Raymund (momon12d) | 60.83 | 91% | 2017-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |